This is what happens on your birthday when your friends think you are a ridiculous health nut.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

AFTER YOU BECOME A LEVEL EIGHT RAW VEGAN YOU CAN ASK THE ELDERS FOR ACCESS TO THE ORIGINAL WHOLE FOODS. ONCE INSIDE YOU CAN ALIGN THE RUNESTONES AND SCALLIONS TO SUMMON THE TRANSFORMING SPIRITS OF ANCIENT LOCAVORES.

IT’S ALL PRETTY ADVANCED STUFF. YOU ARE QUITE NEW TO OUR WAYS. FOR NOW YOU SHOULD PROBABLY JUST CONCENTRATE ON BUYING FAIR-TRADE AND REDUCING YOUR GLUTEN INTAKE.

Hahahahahaa so true

HAHA Yogalolz

animalstalkinginallcaps:

NOW, THIS IS THE PARIPURNA NAVASANA, OR BOAT POSE.

WHAT YOU WANT TO DO IS CURL THE UPPER SEGEMNTS OF YOUR PEREON UNTIL YOU’RE RESTING ON YOUR MIDDLE PLATE. AFTER THAT YOU’LL BRING YOUR PLEON TO ABOUT A 40º ANGLE AND HOLD FOR 20 TO 30 SECONDS, RESPIRING DEEPLY AS YOU DO SO.

LOLz

nerdy-conservative:

the-breadgunner:

jujukitten:

God bless the French.

HAAH

Well, that escalated quickly.

(Source: gueasan, via aholibamalira-deactivated201301)

When someone says they don’t like avocados

whatshouldwecallme:

HOLD UP WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT

es que I literally laughed out my green tea at work…

animalstalkinginallcaps:

COMO SE LLAMA. BONITA. MI CASA. SU CASA.

SHAKIRA SHAKIRA!

OH BABY WHEN YOU TALK LIKE THAT

YOU MAKE A WOMAN GO MAD

SO BE WISE AND KEEP ON

READING THE SIGNS OF MY BODY.

"Conventional beltway wisdom holds that if you’re running for office, you don’t touch climate with a ten foot pole. It’s considered “politically toxic,” albeit by a cohort that tolerates birtherism and Donald Trump participating in the political process. So unless you’re gunning to represent one of those wacky radical leftist states like Vermont or California or Massachusetts, any meaningful engagement on climate issues is off the table. The politicos say so. Obama took the hint; he almost never mentions global warming in public. Romney’s mum, too. But new Yale research (pdf) says that conventional wisdom is probably wrong."

Talk Climate Change Solutions, Win Votes: Yale Study (via treehugger)

(via treehugger)

I love you, bike

I am happy to report that the 10 month trial separation from my bike is not ending in divorce and our relationship is as strong as ever. All she needed, apparently, was some air in her tires (Insert thats what she said joke?) All I needed was to realize that my affair with the public transportation system was going nowhere, literally. 

Anyhoo enough with the bad jokes and puns, now its time to enjoy some bike porn in the name of rekindling the fire with your wheels. 

animalstalkinginallcaps:

IF YOU THINK DRIVING TO A MEDIOCRE CHICKEN SANDWICH JOINT AND PAYING MONEY TO SHOVE FRIED BULLSHIT INTO YOUR HATE HOLE IS THE BEST WAY TO ESPOUSE THE CHRISTIAN VALUES YOU CLAIM TO ADHERE TO THEN I HOPE YOU GET THE MILLIONAIRE MORMON PRESIDENT YOU DESERVE.

lolz

(Source: ms-evergreen)